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ultimatecozzie
11 October 2009 @ 12:25 pm
Hey peeps
So my dorm is having a contest as to who can write the best erotic short story. (best= silly and yet arousing)
Here is my entry.
Enjoy ;)

Click here to read. Warning: NSFW )
 
 
ultimatecozzie
22 August 2009 @ 08:39 pm
I requested cable for my dorm room but it won't be connected until Monday. Thus I have almost nothing to do!!!!!!

So to the maybe 10 people that follow me here on my LJ, please entertain me in any way shape or form! I will love you forever if you do.

Thanks guys <3
 
 
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Don't worry peeps, I'll try to keep this post as spoiler free as I can.
(but I'm making no promises on the 14th when the trailer officially comes out in English legally, lol)

But yes, I did watch the leaked French New Moon Trailer/ Exclusive. And lucky for me I know French thus I knew every word that was coming out of Taylor's mouth (despite it not being his real voice, if Taylor did know how to speak French though OMG he would be even sexier than he is now which would be mind blowing but I digress).

Right now all I can say about the trailer is that it's HOT! I've only seen it once and I can tell that New Moon will be awesome!!!! There were new clips in there that got me so excited. EEEEEEeeee! And the special effects are going to be amazing. Can't wait till Nov. (and the lucky French get the movie 2 days before the US, so jealous grrr) 



Now I've been reading comments about the trailer from fellow fans (yes, I am that bored at work) and something has gotten me slightly confused.

The trailer was very Bella/Jacob heavy....and the fans are upset by that?
I've been seeing comments like, "OMG, the trailer is so B/J heavy and they're really over playing the love traingle ! ew.. .sicknast, Bella and Edward FOREVUH!!!".

Oh and my favorite, "Why are they tricking the fans into thinking that there is a love triangle?!?! There was never a love triangle. Bella loves Edward not fake tan overly muscular Jacob.....EEWWW I hate it. So irritating" *whine whine whine*

First of all, Taylor Lautner has a real tan you twits! Look it up on wikipedia, he's part Native American, ok?

Secondly, Hello? Have you people read New Moon? New Moon itself is very B/J so why is it such a surprise that they're going to really stress the love triangle in this movie? And yes, for those who need clarification, there is in fact a love triangle. Bella loves Edward but he leaves and then Jacob comes around and makes her happy and she loves him too. *definition of love triangle, one person loves two people at the same time, it happens*

Also, I think it makes perfect sense why the trailer is portrayed as a Bella and Jacob love story at first. It's because Edward is not in most of the movie and Jacob is. Jacob is practically the main character here. How hard is that to understand?

Also to all you E/B shippers that are "disappointed" in the trailer, why are you even upset at all? You know how the movie ends!!!!! *face palm* The people who have not read the books however don't know the ending so the trailer portraying the B/J relationship makes sense. Draws out the suspense and surprises people at the end when they actually do watch the movie.


Personally I'm team Switzerland on the whole B/E/J thing, But to be honest if the characters were real I would be in love with Jacob slightly more than Edward (please don't shoot me). Does that make me biased to Jacob? Maybe a little.

But for the record, I think I'm right. lol

If someone would like to discuss and contradict me be my guest. Because I love it when people leave me comments whether or not to compliment me or to tell me I'm wrong. Go for it I don't mind at all.

P.S. If you want to see this trailer yourself .....Idk if you can see it anymore on youtube or not because they could have taken it down due to copy write laws but on the 14 it'll come out officially.

Thanks for reading my rant!
 
 
ultimatecozzie
20 July 2009 @ 08:59 am
Would someone like to analyze this dream I had last night?



It started off as me being some sort of super hero, like Lady Deathstrike from X-men because I had a long pony tail and was in an all leather black jumpsuit. My power was that I could produce awesome protective force fields (like Violet from the Incredibles) and I could also fly for some reason. Well I was on a mission to look for a kidnapped Dr. Manhattan (from Watchmen) in this gigantic warehouse of Targed (aka : Target because God forbid I have copyright infringement in my own DREAM!)

So I was running around looking for Dr. M and people were chasing and shooting at me and crap but duh I had forcefield power so I was ok. Then I ran into some evil chick but I vanquished her because I was badass. After that I ran into her boss and the master mind of the opperation. He was all like, "Nice job. Guess what I'll let you free Dr. M but all you have to do is go into this radioactive stuff. That's the only way you'll save him"
Then I was like, "But if I get into this radiation/radio active stuff, won't I be weak and have a short life span and get sick and stuff?" and he was like, "yeah so?"

Well I'm dumb and I got into the radioactive stuff anyway and went into Dr. M's prison. He was weaken by the same radioactive stuff I tainted myself with but I was ok because the radioactive-ness canceled each other out I guess. We ended up flying away and escaping and then I woke up because of scary thunderstorm noises.

The End.
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ultimatecozzie
13 July 2009 @ 08:56 am

No real reason for this post
This picture just made me giggle tis all




LOLZ   XD!
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