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Isle Esme
Oh the fabulous Honeymoon scene, the scene that many of us were waiting for. And seriously it’s been over 100 years and it’s about time for Edward to get thoroughly laid. Haha
Let’s get started!
Isle Esme…..To me Edward and Bella aren’t particularly the beach going type so when I thought of their honeymoon destination I thought that maybe the Cullens have their own castle in the middle of an Ireland forest or a Chateau in France. You know, like in the setting of a Jane Austen or Emily Bronte book. Never did I think of the fact that Carlise might have a Island of the coast of South America, so that was a surprise. But now that I think back on it, if they were in Europe, Bella would freeze while trying to have sex with dear Edward…..unless if they had a big fireplace…..burning in the middle of summer?
When it came to the part where Edward was in the water……I think my brain had a mini-malfunction when I realized he was naked in that water. So all I could think about during that part was “OMG OME, Edward is NAKED….!!!” (as you can see I have no life….lol)
This brings me to the thing that really disappointed me about S.Meyer in this book, and that was the lack of descriptive pages of Edward’s perfect naked body. Where are they? I mean I personally don’t care about the fact that there was no sex scene. I can find those of fanfiction.net. I just want to know what he looks like. Yeah, I have an imagination but I would prefer descriptions. Next time, if there is an Edward taking a shower scene in Midnight Sun, I want imagery please. thanks...
Then after the pretend non-descriptive sex all I could think was “Oh poor Edward, you just don’t understand that your hotness erases all pain from bruises that were acquired through sex. If only you knew what she felt like then you wouldn’t have to be all self-loathing and torture yourself so much. Plus, people have gotten worse bruises during hot sex. Don’t feel bad! Cheer up Emo vampire!” *Sigh*
“Bella you’re hurt! I hate myself! How could I? I’m so dangerous”
“Oh Edward! I don’t care I don’t care!”
“How can you say that? Look at you!”
“This is nothing. I would love you to bruise me if I can have sex with you again”
“How can you say that? You’re hurt! In pain….OH! Bella!”
“I have more pain during PMS Edward!”
-blink blink-
-blink blink-
“…..”
“Look Edward, I’ve never been more happy in my entire life and I want to have sex again and again and again with you so DEAL WITH IT!”
*threat!*
-sigh-
Quotes of the chapter:
“Oh well, I thought to myself. He was a vampire, after all. Maybe we were going to Atlantis.” <- this quote cracked me up for some reason
“Lingerie. Very lingerie-ish lingerie.” <- That's how we like it. :-)
“…I was afraid to walk out of this room and face the unknown. Especially in French lingerie!” <- story of my life really, lol!
“I bit a pillow, or two.” LOL!!! –dies- Edward can bite and destroy my pillows anytime.
“Don’t be afraid. We belong together.” <- quote of book one! Awww so sweet
Oh the fabulous Honeymoon scene, the scene that many of us were waiting for. And seriously it’s been over 100 years and it’s about time for Edward to get thoroughly laid. Haha
Let’s get started!
Isle Esme…..To me Edward and Bella aren’t particularly the beach going type so when I thought of their honeymoon destination I thought that maybe the Cullens have their own castle in the middle of an Ireland forest or a Chateau in France. You know, like in the setting of a Jane Austen or Emily Bronte book. Never did I think of the fact that Carlise might have a Island of the coast of South America, so that was a surprise. But now that I think back on it, if they were in Europe, Bella would freeze while trying to have sex with dear Edward…..unless if they had a big fireplace…..burning in the middle of summer?
When it came to the part where Edward was in the water……I think my brain had a mini-malfunction when I realized he was naked in that water. So all I could think about during that part was “OMG OME, Edward is NAKED….!!!” (as you can see I have no life….lol)
This brings me to the thing that really disappointed me about S.Meyer in this book, and that was the lack of descriptive pages of Edward’s perfect naked body. Where are they? I mean I personally don’t care about the fact that there was no sex scene. I can find those of fanfiction.net. I just want to know what he looks like. Yeah, I have an imagination but I would prefer descriptions. Next time, if there is an Edward taking a shower scene in Midnight Sun, I want imagery please. thanks...
Then after the pretend non-descriptive sex all I could think was “Oh poor Edward, you just don’t understand that your hotness erases all pain from bruises that were acquired through sex. If only you knew what she felt like then you wouldn’t have to be all self-loathing and torture yourself so much. Plus, people have gotten worse bruises during hot sex. Don’t feel bad! Cheer up Emo vampire!” *Sigh*
“Bella you’re hurt! I hate myself! How could I? I’m so dangerous”
“Oh Edward! I don’t care I don’t care!”
“How can you say that? Look at you!”
“This is nothing. I would love you to bruise me if I can have sex with you again”
“How can you say that? You’re hurt! In pain….OH! Bella!”
“I have more pain during PMS Edward!”
-blink blink-
-blink blink-
“…..”
“Look Edward, I’ve never been more happy in my entire life and I want to have sex again and again and again with you so DEAL WITH IT!”
*threat!*
-sigh-
Quotes of the chapter:
“Oh well, I thought to myself. He was a vampire, after all. Maybe we were going to Atlantis.” <- this quote cracked me up for some reason
“Lingerie. Very lingerie-ish lingerie.” <- That's how we like it. :-)
“…I was afraid to walk out of this room and face the unknown. Especially in French lingerie!” <- story of my life really, lol!
“I bit a pillow, or two.” LOL!!! –dies- Edward can bite and destroy my pillows anytime.
“Don’t be afraid. We belong together.” <- quote of book one! Awww so sweet
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