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Here is Chapter 2 of my Breaking Dawn chapter-by-chapter breakdown.
Chapter 1 can be seen here. Click ME!
Please read and comment.
Warning: Spoiler Alert Spoiler Alert!
Chapter 1 can be seen here. Click ME!
Please read and comment.
Warning: Spoiler Alert Spoiler Alert!
Disclaimer: No matter what I say, I <3 Stephenie Meyer and I actually mostly liked Breaking Dawn (unlike some of you fans out there *tsk tsk*). I'm just very critical sometimes. All my friends can tell you that. You should see me watch Dancing with the Stars... (*demonstration* YOU CALL THAT A WALTZ!?!?! fjakdihhteoinfiohe &((&^(^$%@(#&@( WHERE THE HELL WAS THE PROPER RISE AND FALL?!?!?! THE TURNS SUCKED &%%#%@ *end demonstration*)
After reading this chapter over again the only thing I can think is...
"Jeeze S.Meyer! Could you have laid the foreshadowing on thicker?"
I mean seriously folks, all she needed to do was have Jacob climb through Bella's window and say some BS about imprinting and the whole plot would have been given away in this one chapter.
Given though that during the first reading I didn't pick up on the foreshadowing that much (mostly cause I knew the wedding scene was coming up so I rushed through this part anxiously). But once it hit her nightmare sequence I was definately thinking to myself "Oh Crap the voluturi are coming back to sabotage Edward and Bella aren't they?"
I guess it's not a bad thing but now I just feel like an idiot cause I didn't see it before....
And is it odd that Bella has fortune telling dreams or is that just me? Because at one point during the series I seriously considered that Bella's vampire power was going to have something to do with future seeing, like Alice, because she has these weird dreams a lot (like when she discovered Jacob was a werewolf...etc). Yet, Apparently, these dreams have nothing to do with her power. So are these types of dreams....normal? I've never had one. *shrug*
FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE CHAPTER!
"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club are you?"
Oh the thought of Edward at a strip club just makes me want to DIE laughing.
But really I don't believe a word of what Jasper said. "Just a few mountain lions, a couple of grizzly bears." Sorry that's a LIE!
Emmet and Jasper can do so much better than JUST hunting during their brother's bachelor party. Plus hunting does not take ALL NIGHT like their little outing did.
I have a theory, to me Emmet and Jasper are jokers, so they'll use this opportunity to humiliate Edward a little on his last night as a single man. (I mean Emmet with his sexual innuendos... you know he enjoys teasing his brother *wink*) Thus, the real Cullen Bachelor party will include forcing Edward to strip and letting all the females in the area faint and then Jasper and Emmet will laugh their heads off on the sidelines with a video camera as Edward is chased down the road by fangirls.
Edward would never do it on his own but Emmet is strong enough to force him and Jasper can force Edward not to get angry and hostile so.......why not? (a girl can dream can't she?) And in my world this will all happen on a quick little rendez-vous to VEGAS! Maybe Emmet and Jasper will even go as far as to put him in the Chipendale show.
I know a lot of single ladies (and some men) will go to see Chippendale Edward. Oo-er! *hyperventilates*
Edward would never do it on his own but Emmet is strong enough to force him and Jasper can force Edward not to get angry and hostile so.......why not? (a girl can dream can't she?) And in my world this will all happen on a quick little rendez-vous to VEGAS! Maybe Emmet and Jasper will even go as far as to put him in the Chipendale show.
I know a lot of single ladies (and some men) will go to see Chippendale Edward. Oo-er! *hyperventilates*
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