GestureThis is my favorite chapter in book 1 because wedding receptions are always the best part of any wedding. Plus this chapter was long with just the perfect amount of girly fluff in the reception and then drama with Jacob!
This is what I think Bella's wedding gown would look like except I can't decide if she's a strapless dress type of girl or if she wants straps.
I don't really know where to start so I'll just go in order with the events as was presented in the book. *warning* long chapter thus I have a lot to say so bear with me
"We took turns shoving cake in each other's faces; Edward manfully swallowed his portion as I watched in disbelief"
Do you realize that he has to cough that up later? Do you realize he probably did during that time on Isle Esme when Bella was in the shower and he was on the beach? That's disgusting! But I have to admit, it takes a real man to do that.
Speaking of being a real man, it takes a real man to remove a garter with his teeth. OMG! (I mean OME *oh my Edward*) I DIED laughing when I read that Edward removed that thing with his teeth and then shot it at Mike Newton. Oh Mike......I don't really like you.....but then again I do.....like Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars. Not really having a purpose besides comic relief but cute at the same time.
*rant time* I have gone to my share of weddings and I don't know if this is just because I live in the South or something but 50% of the first dance wedding songs are "From This Moment On" by Shania Twain. It's gotten to the point where I can guess if that's the wedding song or not. *face desk* S. Meyer, if you end up saying that that song is what Edward and Bella danced to, I might spontaneously combust because to be quite honest, while it is a nice song *no offense*, it is throughly over used an unoriginal.*end rant*
In my world the Cullen wedding song would be something without words because their love and feelings for eachother are too great and too deep and complex to be described in the lyrics of a song. So instead they would have a beautiful piano + harp composition that Edward wrote himself perhaps. Maybe they'll play Bella's lulleby but with more beautiful embellishments on the side so that it's dance-able or Claire De Lune with embellishments since it's one of their favorites.
I was excited when Jacob came because I wanted him to be in Breaking Dawn so that there would be conflict. But I can't believe Bella cried. Seriously who does that? Cry in happiness about how another man has arrived to your wedding when you just got married to the hottest vampire ever? This proves my very suspision since Twilight....Bella is very werid beyond all reason.
But to be honest I really do like Jacob (now that I've finished Breaking Dawn), sometimes he just gets on my nerves a little that's all. Like in this chapter for instance.....when he just HAD to ruin all the happy moments by freaking out over the whole honeymoon stuff. I mean I can see where he's coming from but geeze you didn't have to shake her and be all mean. *scoff*
Also, in the whole series, I want to know how many times he says "Sure, Sure". Because he seriously says it all the time. So much so that it can be his new catch phrase. (like Christian Siriano and fierce)
Btw, Seth is my fictional boyfriend for the chapter. I love him!!!!!
My favorite part of the chapter is when Edward and Bella were kissing and Alice was all like "Hello!" trying to get their attention until she threatens him with letting out the secret honeymoon location. It reminds me of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when Hermione and Ron were kissing and Harry's all like "Hello! There's a war outside! Come on..." something like that.
"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." <- that sounds a lot like me actually.......*shame*
sorry there weren't many pix in this post
I'll make it up to you guys
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