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Erotic Short Story ?

2009-10-11T16:30:09Z

Hey peeps
So my dorm is having a contest as to who can write the best erotic short story. (best= silly and yet arousing)
Here is my entry.
Enjoy ;)

Untitled Ninja Love Story

There I saw him. Innocent, naïve, and so unknowing of how I was watching from the treetops as he crossed the lawn in the dead of night. Unknowing of how he was my next target and in the morning, the CavDaily will have his obituary posted and an article about how the great great great grand son of a feudal Japanese nobleman was assassinated by a mysterious and sexy dark warrior. This was my goal. This was my mission. And then and only then will I have honor within my own clan.

Silently I waited amongst the branches and made sure nobody from his study group was with him or watching him as he approached. Now-a-days, facebook stalking makes a ninja’s job too easy, but all the same, killing more than necessary was not my style. Too messy. Luckily for me he was alone. Perfect.

I gripped the handle of my katana and while my palms were sweating I thought back on the feud between my clan and that of his. Selfish creatures they were. Stealing scholarships from us and residing in rich people apartments, while we have to work all day part-time in the library with hardly anything to show for it except a measly $2000 a semester in financial aid. Soon, once the plan unfolds and this mission is complete, we'll restore what is rightfully ours.

He continued to approach and I began to unsheathe my blade slowly as to not make a sound. I could hear my own heart thumping loudly and rapidly in my chest. Was I getting nervous? It's not like this was the first person I have killed, so why is my body betraying me in such a way? Was it because this particular target was hot? Skin pale like a lotus petal...hair dark like black silk. Damn. This silly boy was unknowing tempting me the more I looked at him and making me hate his clan even more. Why was this happening? Shouldn't he be dead already by my own sword? My hesitation soon angered myself and before I knew what was happening my anger transformed into energy, which powered my legs to pounce and launched me through the air towards him.

Just then I saw a flash of silver flying towards me. Ninja stars?! I was only just barely able to dodge them as I quickly I twisted and somersaulted through the air landing on the grass below. I noticed one of the blades cut through the black material of my uniform.

“Damn-it,” I thought to myself.

Ninja outfits were not easy to make.

“Ready to die?” said a deep voice.

I looked up to find him staring down at me with a katana of his own, which I could only assume he pulled out of his backpack. Apparently I wasn’t hiding in the tree as secretly as I thought. And by the way his eyes were flashing flames and daggers at me, he was not just an ordinary innocent boy. No matter. So what if I underestimated him before? No way he can defeat me and ruin my mission.

I tightened my grip on my katana and pounced with a strike to his neck, but his blade was there in an instant, steel against steel.

“Good but not good enough,” he said cockily as he smirked at me.

He then pushed my blade away with his own and slashed towards me. I dodged but he was fast as he struck again and again. I was only just able to parry his blows with my own katana.

Gradually, I was being pushed back by the power of his blows until my back was against a tree. Fuck. I was cornered.

“Such a pity that I have to kill a girl ninja. But we’ll meet another time in another life I suppose. Good bye,” he said to me.

As he went for the kill I jumped and did a flip over him, giving me enough time to land behind him and strike him in the back. My blade ripped through his backpack spilling its contents and tearing down his shirt. His bare muscular back was now exposed to me as I spin kicked him into the air.

He hit the tree and tumbled to the ground. I jumped on top of him with my blade poised at his throat.

This was where I made my one crucial mistake. I looked into his eyes.

They were like midnight pools of hot lust as he stared back at me, not afraid even though he was an inch from death. He swallowed and licked his lips slightly. They looked soft and very kissable and he smelled nice, like a fresh rainstorm.

I hesitated. Deep down, I almost wished I didn’t have to kill him. Guys this hot were not easy to come by.

Slowly he began to lift his hands towards me, towards my face.

“Don’t move or I’ll make your death more painful than necessary,” I said threateningly while my heart thumped rapidly in my chest.

He didn’t stop though as he began to remove my ninja facemask. When he was done he laid it next to us on the ground. My hair tumbled down around my face.

“There. If I have to die I want to see the face of my killer. Maybe my death will be more pleasant now that I know how beautiful you are,” he said in barely a whisper.

“Damn,” I thought as I listened to him speak.

Was this boy tempting me with his poetic words? Did he think I would let him off the hook because he’s hot or something? He tried to kill me just as much as I tried to kill him. Why would I just let him go? I have a mission to complete. Doesn’t he know?!

Suddenly I felt something hard poke into my thigh. He purred. I gasped.

He was getting aroused. What the fuck?!

Everyone I’ve ever killed always either begged for mercy or cried. I was unprepared for this in more ways than one and I blushed blood red.

For most of my life I was very sheltered. I was home-schooled and then trained at the temple where I learned sword fighting and karate and the ways of stealth. I never really had a boyfriend. Every now and again rape was an option but that got old quick. It’s not as fun when your partner is bleeding. Still, it was hard to repress those instinctual carnal desires.

I looked at him and he continued to look at me. I trembled slightly in his gaze and that’s when he made his move.

He rolled me over so that he was now on top of me, my katana still up against his throat.

“You know. I don’t really want to die. But I do know something that you can do to me that I would want very much,” he said.

I didn’t know what my clan would think of my choice at that moment, about how I nearly forgot about the mission, about how my enemy was on top of me with an erection, but at that point I was a little too horny to care.

“To hell with it,” I said as I dropped my katana and grabbed him, attacking his lips with my own.

“MMMMMMMMM,” he moaned into my mouth as he laced his hands into my hair fully pressing himself into my thigh.

I let my hands go down his bare back and ripped at his torn tee shirt, quickly discarding the remnants. My hands then made their way back around his body to trace the carved muscles of his chest.

I sighed as his lips then trailed down my neck while his hands were at my waist gently lifting up my top. I arched my back and lifted my arms as his lips briefly left my skin to pull off the garment. He then began to pull off my pants while I kicked off my ninja sandals until I was left in nothing but a black bra and panties.

“Black. I like it,” he said with a smile as he cupped my breast over the bra.

I pushed him to the side and rolled over on top of him. He gasped as I nibbled on his ear lobe. He seemed to like it as I felt his arms wrap around me, and his hands on my ass. I began to kiss down his chest and sucked on his nipple. He moaned. He was oh so sensitive.

It didn’t take me but a second to unbutton his jeans and slip them off. And when I looked at him then I didn’t know what was sexier, his half naked muscular body in the moonlight or the fact that his boxers, which had ninja stars printed on them, was tented by his huge cock.

I pounced on top of him again as my hands went into his hair and my lips moved against his fiercely. I felt his hand move to the clasp on my bra and the next second it was unhooked and I pulled it off. This proved that he must have trained at an elite martial arts school. Oh…… I wanted him so bad I just couldn’t contain it any longer.

“I need you,” I said to him.

“Oh my God I want you so bad,” he moaned back as he rolled me over and cupped my breast in his hand using the thumb to massage over the nipple.

“UHHHHHH,” I arched my back as I moaned.

He then laid on his side next to me and let his hand drift over my stomach and down, in between my legs into my panties.

“You’re so wet,” he whispered into my ear. As if I didn’t know already!

I purred in contempt but then whimpered with need. How dare he tease me as he rubbed his fingers against my most sensitive area. I decided to tease back as my hand went into his boxers and grabbed his throbbing shaft.

He groaned as I gently rubbed him up and down. He began to stop stroking me and reached over to his jeans for something in the pocket. A black condom. How convenient.

I released him as he ripped off his boxers and my panties, at the same time. While I should have felt bad for staring, it’s not like I could help it. Who knew the enemy clan would have such good genes in the size department? Luckily, he didn’t realize I was staring at his huge manhood since he was too busy ripping the foil packaging of the condom with his teeth. He slid it on himself while then getting into position on top of me.

I was slightly nervous. It’s been awhile since I’ve been with a partner that was consensual with the sex, but as he slid within me the pleasure began to be overwhelming.

My legs instinctively wrapped around his waist and my hands held onto his shoulders as he began to thrust fast, hard and fiercely, just the way I liked it and just the way I needed it now. I moaned softly to him as he took me and with every thrust, pushing my hips into the ground. He groaned in pleasure, penetrating deeply and quickly pushing me closer and closer to my climax.

The pleasure was in fact so good I hardly noticed the streakers that ran past us through the night. I didn’t think they noticed us either though.

As the morning crimson sun began to rise into the sky, my hands clawed at his arms and my back arched off the ground as I moaned with my orgasm. My body tensed and I threw my head back as the pleasure coursed through me like tidal waves.

I heard him groan as he thrust himself deep within me and came hotly like a volcano erupting. And all too soon he withdrew himself from me, while I whimpered from the loss, and collapsed next to me exhausted and sweaty from the night of utter lust-filled enjoyment. I too was sweaty as my hair was sticking to my skin as well as some grass.

I looked at him then and he looked at me, seeming pleased.

And then I killed him.

The end.

Pictures worth noticing....

2009-10-11T01:19:56Z

Hey guys!
Sorry for my temporary hiatus.
I've been soooooooo busy with school (so many midterms)
it's been crazy O.O

But just to clarify I'm still alive and ready for a catch-up picture post
:p
These are some pictures from the past month or so that I've thought worthy of noticing.

Out take from last year's vanity fair. So cute ickle ROB! (robertpattinsononline.com)

effing Fierce K-stew (from Allure magazine shoot)

Oh yeah btw, who wants to get a Rolling Stone magazine soon. MEEEEE!
Why? well.....

Need I really say more? (thanks to justjared.com)

Kstew for interview magazine. These are actually really cool photos even though she looks quite severe in them. I like it.

More here

Bella has weird dreams......O.o

Good advertising Volvo.....good job. ;)

lol

dies X.X......

2009-09-21T17:25:03Z

Source

Thanks LA times! <3

4 New Ew Photoshoot Outtakes

2009-09-19T18:07:10Z

EW outtakes

2009-09-16T21:47:59Z

Proof that Kristen can in fact smile.
Lol

OMFG!!!!

2009-09-11T20:44:12Z

The NEW New Moon Trailer!
O.O!

*iz ded*

Vamp Diaries? Yeah I watched it last night....

2009-09-11T14:10:59Z

What did I think of it?
Eh.....not good. Dislike.

So then what is this post about, you might ask.
Well, I'll just warn you to get ready for some bashing. (aka: Hell yeah I'm going to make fun of the whole entire thing! :3)

First things first, you know a series is bad when you can't differentiate from the actual show or a commercial.

The beginning sequence literally looked like a humorous commercial for a cell phone company.

The scene begins on a remote forest lined wood at night. A lone car is pulled over off the side of the road due to engine failure. Creepy music begins to play in the background.
Afrantic girl screams, "There's no reception out here!!!!"

Then when this happened....

and a neck bitten boy was revealed, I figured we were in the opening sequences of the show. lol

Next we meet Elena......

Her parents are dead. She's emo and lives with her brother and Aunt now. She likes to pretend she's strong but she fails at it. Also she likes to take on the mom role when it comes to her little brother and pretty much throws a hysterical fit in the mens room with him when she finds out that he's stoned for the day.

How to make a bad crack fic main character:
Step 1: Make the main character suffer some sort of tragedy (death, rape, drugs, all three....etc)
Step 2: Make he/she be "strong and independent". Preferably be an adult even though they're not ready yet.
Step 3: Make he/she fall in love with the hottest thing in a ten mile radius

*check* This is Elena!

I don't find her like-able at all. The minute she asked her brother if he was "ok" in the kitchen and then later when she started yelling at him in the bathroom I disliked her. I understood why she did those things but still that's not a great way to introduce a character that girls would want to emulate. At least Bella is relate-able (and normal). And for the record she and Edward did not fall in love instantly. They disliked each other in the very beginning....and you know what happens later. Elena instantly fell in love with Stephan because he's hot and writes in journals just like her and she's in depression rebound.......uh,?

I guess that's semi understandable...but she's still weird.

I mean who writes in journals in a graveyard in front of their parents tomb stone alone? Creepy much. And you're not even writing a letter to your dead parents (cause that at least I would understand). You're writing about yourself. EH! Who does that?

And cue really fake fog....

*sigh*

Moving on

Stephan.......

You remind me of someone but I .....just can't put my finger on who.....

As you can see, he's quite good looking. He's also a vamp! He tries to fit in with the human culture and doesn't drink from humans because....who knows. Maybe he's just a nice guy. lol

He does get tempted by blood though. And when he gets thirsty he turns veiny around the eyes.....ew

And as stated previously.....they both write in journals. OH and when they write in their journal, their own voice over commentates what they say. LOLOLOL
And yes, it's all very emo about how they wear masks to the world to hide their emotions and true self......*fan fic alert*

They like to hang out though. They went to a party together and chilled. Normal teen stuff. They have class together too.

...Seriously, he reminds me of someone ......I just can't remember who.....O.o!

lol, he's pretty cool but I have one thing against him

Why does he like Elena?

Her blood sings to him? no
She's smart and pretty? maybe but probably not
Personality? probably not
She looks like his long lost girlfriend from way back when? YES

So basically, neither of them like each other for normal reasons......*blink blink*

Lesser known characters:

Semi psychic girl!
She's talks too much and can sort of see the future. Best friends with Elena.
At the end of the episode she says, "This is only the beginning"
What the hell?

Blondie!
Self centered and is super jealous of Elena and Stephan. Thinks that just because she's blonde she can snag any boy she wants and thinks that having boyfriends is like a competition amongst girls. Also friends with Elena. Might also die soon from vamp bites.
What the hell?

Elena's brother has one of the weirdest story lines of all....

As you can see he's cute.

He likes this girl. For what reason I have no idea why. Apparently they've been sleeping together over the summer (she deflowered him, lol) and he wants to be her boyfriend or something. She doesn't want to be with him because "he follows her around like a lost puppy" and she has another bf or whatever. When she got bitten I was hoping that she would die or something. Alas, she's still alive and is in the hospital but she's annoying.

Pre-bite she was making out with her current bf and it was getting to be an almost rape situation *fan fic alert*. Elena's brother comes to the rescue and she's not grateful at all and he's says, "I would never do that to you."
And then she says, "yeah because all you want to do is talk to me about our feelings and try to look into each others souls and screw and screw and SCREW and then when you get tired of me you'll leave!!!"

What the hell?!?!?!

For one thing, what's wrong with talking about each others feelings? What's wrong with that? Also, what's wrong with having sex with him a lot? He's CUTE. She's psycho for preferring rapist boy to him!

I wonder if she turns into a vamp from that bite. HAHAHA!

And now time for my favorite character....

DAMON!

Well hello there hottie Mc-hot-face

I like to describe him as "if Chuck Bass turned into a vampire"

He's hot, badass, jerky, and doesn't give a shit about anything. Also he seems the type to play games.
If they made just a show about Damon OMG that would be EPIC

He's Stephan's older also vamp brother and he doesn't understand why Stephan has chosen this lifestyle of not feeding on humans.
Why is he jerky?

Because he can be DAMNIT! lol <3

Final review:

A lame, uninteresting beginning to the story and soooo dreary. At least Twilight is light and has comedy and is romanticized.
This is like Twilight meets a bad fan fic on Emo pills.

From the preview for the next episode it looks like it'll start to get more interesting (only because Stephan and Elena make out and Damon is shirtless) but will I watch it?
NO! I have better things to do.....like watch ANY OTHER TV PROGRAM! I will however look up pix of Damon's shirtless body.

Disagree with me? Please comment!

Also, a blog I like to read did a recap of the vamp diaries as well
Click here to check it out

Something I did like that I watched yesterday though?
GLEE!!!!!

Everyone should watch that show. It rocks! <3

Everyone's seen this already by now but...

2009-09-08T12:58:51Z

Hot Rob Pictures

2009-09-05T00:16:38Z

Remember this?

Guess what? There's even more!!!!!

Hot

Rawr!

It's like a drug to me!

Girl pose

\

*orgasm*

Rip off your clothes! DO IT!

Cute!

Source
Click here to see a few more pictures of Rob

Edward and Bella New Moon Poster

2009-09-04T21:53:47Z

Ummmmmm.....

That's hot. *swoon*

I especially like Edward's possessive claw-like hands. lol

New Moon Still and Jacob pics from Teen Vogue Magazine

2009-08-31T17:32:34Z

*see title above*

Edward and Bella's favorite pose. AWWWWW!

Thanks Lion and Lamb Love

All he needs here is a bottle of shampoo and a shower. WHOOOO!

Just Chillin'

PUPPY!!!!

For a few more behind the scenes pictures of this photoshoot visit the Teen Vogue Website HERE

Holy Sh**! HQ pix of the Volturi scene!

2009-08-28T19:20:22Z

Thanks to Lion and Lamb love and People magazine for these

*only 3 pics thus no cut necessary / is lazy*

Jane will in fact kick your ass......don't doubt it. Her jacket is hot though. All the Volturi clothes ROCK!

and poor Edward behind her looking all sad-like

Demetri choke holding Alice. .....O.O!!! Get ur hands off of her! I don't care how hott you are, nobody, I mean NOBODY, touches Alice Cullen without getting a pitchfork stuck in their eye. Seriously. Grrrr

On a side note, Alice, what kind of gloves are those?!?! Red? Ugly? what happened?

Alec is still incredibly hot.....unfortunately I'm not allowed to think he's hot for another 2 years. *sigh*

Caius is weird. .....just sayin

Volturi Promo pictures!

2009-08-27T19:53:01Z

Preview

Marcus. Eh. He's weird.

Alec. He's hot! <3 and his jacket rocks

Caius. EH.....

Jane. AWESOME! She's pretty but scary as hell. It's if she should be in like some horror flick. Like the ORPHAN!

Aro. He is quite the darker version of Carlisle.

flails

2009-08-24T04:50:49Z

Sexy Rob pictures

Preview

Sorry they're little but the website I got them from doesn't have them any bigger :(

Source

soooo bored...

2009-08-23T00:41:58Z

I requested cable for my dorm room but it won't be connected until Monday. Thus I have almost nothing to do!!!!!!

So to the maybe 10 people that follow me here on my LJ, please entertain me in any way shape or form! I will love you forever if you do.

Thanks guys <3

New Still and EW outtakes

2009-08-22T02:56:23Z

Just moved back into school so as you can guess the updates "might" be less frequent.....or they could be more frequent depending on how bored I am.

Lol

P.S. kinda don't feel like putting this under a cut today
so tired and lazy from unloading and unpacking
urgh!

Alice looking hot...as usual. And does she really put book covers on her books? I'm not a fan of book covers but when she uses them they look nice, haha

Kstew outtake pic from the EW photoshoot

Belt is cool. Tee shirt is ok....not a huge fan of those arrows pointing down to her "area" though.

Kristen + Taylor = hot!

They're so cute! Why wasn't this the cover of the magazine?

New NEW MOON trailer

2009-08-14T12:46:21Z

Yes the one in front of Band Slam

Watch it before it gets pulled!!!!

Sorry about the sound being a bit sketch in the beginning. But in the French version it's just basically Taylor talking about how New Moon is going to be a bit darker and a bit more intense.

And thanks to Me_Want_Cookie for providing this for the fans.

P.S. Do you guys remember last year how my favorite line from the Twilight trailer was when Edward says, "Get in the car"?
Well this year my fav line will be Jacob saying, "Don't get me upset"
YAY for 4 word catch phrases! XD

UPDATE: click here for the trailer now

O.O!!! EW Photos!

2009-08-13T20:01:10Z

I don't care what anyone says.

Lovin me some Kristen and Taylor in here! They look fabulous!!! <3 And smexy!

Preview

They look so good here. It's ridiculous.

Why can't she look this beautiful in real life? Seriously?!! she's gorgeous
Kstew....stop looking dirty and homeless in real life please. kthanxbai

AW ADORABLE!
Obviously she's practicing for Eclipse where she punches him in the face. They better not cut out that part btw. It's my favorite part in that whole book.....even though I love Jacob. haha

Black and white old school photo. Enhanced by the faded jeans and leather jacket.

SEXY HOT! Just as a reminder, he's my future husband.

HAHA! still super cute!
BFFs forevuh!
Their chemistry together is so good. <3

I'm notorious amongst my friends for being good at doing jumping pictures.
Turns out I'm not the only one.
Taylor's really good at them too. <3
It must be destiny for us to be together then. *sigh*

Kstew looking good here too.

Can't wait to see their chemistry together on the big screen. EEEEEEeee! so excited.
And I hope EW has some more outtakes for us. LOVE!

Taylor the ninja kitty strikes the heart of females everywhere!

2009-08-13T14:47:12Z

EW refers to Taylor as, "Lautner pouncing like a cuddly ninja kitty through a field..." haha AW I guess I just have to agree with that :p

EW featuring Kristen and Taylor on the cover

2009-08-13T13:46:40Z

EW is now notorious for having cover pictures that are not so great. Remember last year's Rob and Kristen fiasco? urgh

So I bet you anything the outtakes from this photoshoot are going to be grogeous. Can't wait till those come out. Until then...well this cover isn't so bad. It could be worse. It could have also been way better too. lol

Btw, have you guys seen the ET footage from the shoot? Taylor did TWO back flips. I fainted a little on the inside. *swoon*

Who do you think I am? Of course I saw the leaked French New Moon Trailer, DUH

2009-08-12T14:27:10Z

Don't worry peeps, I'll try to keep this post as spoiler free as I can.
(but I'm making no promises on the 14th when the trailer officially comes out in English legally, lol)

But yes, I did watch the leaked French New Moon Trailer/ Exclusive. And lucky for me I know French thus I knew every word that was coming out of Taylor's mouth (despite it not being his real voice, if Taylor did know how to speak French though OMG he would be even sexier than he is now which would be mind blowing but I digress).

Right now all I can say about the trailer is that it's HOT! I've only seen it once and I can tell that New Moon will be awesome!!!! There were new clips in there that got me so excited. EEEEEEeeee! And the special effects are going to be amazing. Can't wait till Nov. (and the lucky French get the movie 2 days before the US, so jealous grrr)

Now I've been reading comments about the trailer from fellow fans (yes, I am that bored at work) and something has gotten me slightly confused.

The trailer was very Bella/Jacob heavy....and the fans are upset by that?
I've been seeing comments like, "OMG, the trailer is so B/J heavy and they're really over playing the love traingle ! ew.. .sicknast, Bella and Edward FOREVUH!!!".

Oh and my favorite, "Why are they tricking the fans into thinking that there is a love triangle?!?! There was never a love triangle. Bella loves Edward not fake tan overly muscular Jacob.....EEWWW I hate it. So irritating" *whine whine whine*

First of all, Taylor Lautner has a real tan you twits! Look it up on wikipedia, he's part Native American, ok?

Secondly, Hello? Have you people read New Moon? New Moon itself is very B/J so why is it such a surprise that they're going to really stress the love triangle in this movie? And yes, for those who need clarification, there is in fact a love triangle. Bella loves Edward but he leaves and then Jacob comes around and makes her happy and she loves him too. *definition of love triangle, one person loves two people at the same time, it happens*

Also, I think it makes perfect sense why the trailer is portrayed as a Bella and Jacob love story at first. It's because Edward is not in most of the movie and Jacob is. Jacob is practically the main character here. How hard is that to understand?

Also to all you E/B shippers that are "disappointed" in the trailer, why are you even upset at all? You know how the movie ends!!!!! *face palm* The people who have not read the books however don't know the ending so the trailer portraying the B/J relationship makes sense. Draws out the suspense and surprises people at the end when they actually do watch the movie.

Personally I'm team Switzerland on the whole B/E/J thing, But to be honest if the characters were real I would be in love with Jacob slightly more than Edward (please don't shoot me). Does that make me biased to Jacob? Maybe a little.

But for the record, I think I'm right. lol

If someone would like to discuss and contradict me be my guest. Because I love it when people leave me comments whether or not to compliment me or to tell me I'm wrong. Go for it I don't mind at all.

P.S. If you want to see this trailer yourself .....Idk if you can see it anymore on youtube or not because they could have taken it down due to copy write laws but on the 14 it'll come out officially.

Thanks for reading my rant!

Teen Choice Award Twilight Star Pictures

2009-08-11T12:52:24Z

Since everybody else in the fandom is talking about it.....

The Teen Choice Awards show was aired last night and of course I watched it for the Twilight stars. That's how much of a hard core fan I am. I let my ears bleed when the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus sang just so that I could see Rob, Kristen, Taylor, and the whole gang. X.x

(Although I did enjoy watching Joe Jonas get his hair cut off by Mike Tyson, lolz)

Overall Twilight won 11 surfboard awards for various things including best Romance, Movie Drama, Liplock, and Hottest Male Celebrity (bet you can't guess who won that one, lol).

Well, I've complied a bunch of pictures together and I'm going to just do what I normally do with these....Talk about what they're wearing and make remarks about how I want to marry them all.

LET'S GO!!!!!! *flees*

Kristen......urgh you slay me. Why must you look not good all the time? As Bella you are very pretty but then what happens in real life? Your hair is messy and weird. The dress is ok but then you make it weird and cheap by wearing a white tank underneath. *face palm*

Ashely is gorgeous. I love her. Still have a huge girl crush on her. Sorry about the controversy with her nude pics leaking on the interwebs though. That's a shame......(I kinda want to see them, haha) but so what? She had nude pics. It's not like she's underaged or prostituting herself or ugly. In fact, I think it's ok for her to have nude pics since she's so damn hot and beautiful. Like was there controversy about the statue of David being nude? Maybe, but nobody cares now because his body's hot. But yeah.....what do I know....*shrug*

Nikki is very pretty here. The sleeves are a bit weird though.

Jackson...if you don't end up with Ashley I would like you to marry me. That is all.

Kellan, your eyes are gorgeous...and matches the background.

Catherine Hardwick you are one hot lady here. WHOOOO!

Rob (or Ro-bert as my mom and the French paps like to call you) you're hott. Obviously. So hott in fact that last night Zac Efron purposfully tried to make his hair look like yours. Your hair looked better though. haha

You're also so hott that you get wisked off by security every two seconds and the girls scream like crazed hyenas that see fresh meat when even your name is mentioned. (Personally ...I know he's hott and all but I don't get why all the teen maniac girls out there feel the need to scream and attack him and rip of his clothes all the time. He's just a guy afterall. *shrug* And a guy that's too old to date any of those teens anyway. Am I being too reasonable about this? haha) If I saw Ro-bert on the street. I'd freak out but not enough to cause a riot of girls and I wouldn't scream like a looney I don't think. lol

I love you Taylor, even though it's illegal. (his 18th birthday is in Feb. and I'm counting down) But you know the law can't stop a love like mine. So yeah, stop dating that Selena Gomez girl (if you even are dating her at all) and decide you want to go to college in Va. That will make me very happy. And for the record, even though I want to marry him, I don't think I'll scream my head off until I faint if I do see him. But I may jump up and down get nervous and start shaking a lot. lol

<3

Rob was so nervous when he was thanking that fans. It was adorable because he's so shy. Taylor is a natural of course and can speak very well since he's such a people person.

And yes, the cast finds it hilarious that the girls scream so much for Rob. lol (see them laughing in the background)

Jackson posing makes me lol.
And Kristen has a secret crush on Taylor just like the rest of the world does. I mean Her hand is ready to rip off his clothes and all. *wink*

Catherine Hardwick obviously has a crush on Rob. Who doesn't though? ;)

They still need to get married because they're adorable together and they have admitted that they have huge crushes on one another. I mean the cuteness of that picture make my brain explode. The end.

Both Taylor and Ashley won the fresh face award. AWWw Now they are hugging. Cute.

Kellan and Chase Crawford (from GG) are arguing back stage about who's hotter. Personally I think they're both pretty damn hott. Kellan is more manly hot though and Chase is more pretty boy hot. Tough call.

CUTE!!!!! <3

Le fin.

XD ummm.....dying laughing right now

2009-08-06T20:29:13Z

Why do I find myself in a fit of giggles?
Well guess what I just found out about.

The CW has picked up a new show.....

It's like Twilight meets Gossip Girl Soap Opera Teen drama.

The story line is set in Virginia (EEEEEE!) and Elena is a high schooler who has just lost her parents in a car accident. She's popular, smart, and beautiful (typical) and now orphaned though she doesn't want anyone to see her grief.

At school there is a new student named Stefan. He's mysterious and totally gorgeous. *see picture above, he's on the left* Elena automatically is drawn to him but he does weird stuff (like stalks her, sound familiar?). Turns out he's a vamp. (didn't see that one coming *face palm*)

Stefan just wants to fit in amongst humans but has an older vamp brother Damon (much like Demon haha) who's evil and likes to be all bitey bitey with humans. Stefan disapproves and they both have a bitter history against each other. (psh.... siblings)

Damon actually thinks Stefan is a pussy for not being a traditional vamp and notices that Elena looks a lot like a former lover of Stefan. *gasp* Most likely a love triangle of sorts ensues and ......teen drama happens.

Fun fact: Did you know that the actor that plays bad vamp Damon played Boone in Lost? When I found out, that's when I died laughing. Such a character switch. lol

Now you'd think two things I actually like (Twilight and Gossip Girl) would be awesome put together. On the contrary I think it'll be really lame. Normally any remake of anything already good (such as Twilight) is lame. Take for example Disney sequels.

Will I still watch it on Sept. 10. Probably because I have no life and am very curious about it. haha :p Who knows, it might turn out semi decent. *shrug*

The Vamp Diaries is also a YA book series too. Will I read it? HELL NO! lol

Check out the official CW show website here where you can watch a preview and speculate about it yourself.

And please comment about what you think about it. I'm dying (no pun intended) to hear.
;)

If these links don't work I'll cry :(

2009-08-05T12:48:00Z

NEW MOON 2010 CALENDAR PIX!!!!

UPDATE:
*cries* D':
Why do these links keep going wacky!?!?! :(
I'll fix it when/ if I can :/

If you haven't noticed yet, the vamps have extra golden eyes this time around. They make you want to melt don't they? *is puddle....* X.X

BFFs forever!!!!!!! <3

CUTE

ZOMG!!!! "Does my half nakedness bother you?" EEEEeeee NO!

EMO Bella...in cafeteria .....not eating much :/

ADORABLE!!! How I love A & J.

HOT!

The cover of the next Nicholas Sparks novel. lol
Cool none-the-less

*cheek bone and jawline faint* X.X

OMG Bella smiles in this movie??!?!?! Seriously? *shock*

Bella: "so now that I'm your girlfriend...does that mean I have instant popularity and automatically am the hottness girl in school now?"
Edward: "yup. I know you don't like attention and all and it's a pain but don't worry. You'll get used to it in time....."
Bella's words: "..Uhhh yeah I guess I'll just have to bear with it." *sighs*
Bella's thoughts: "OMG THIS IS BEYOND AWESOME!!!!"

Thanks to JasperCullenFan for these

Source

New moon pics from the official website

2009-08-03T20:59:38Z

Thanks to Lion and Lamb Love for these

Preview

UPDATE: Lion and Lamb Love has sucky picture links
So I guess if you want to see the pictures just click on the link at the bottom of the post saying "source" to go to the website.
Sorry :/
Maybe the pictures will come back....maybe

Update #2: OK, all fixed now! Woot

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